JOKE OF THE DAY 7 Sep 2007

The Teacher Test

The test for whether or not you're a TRUE Elementary School Teacher:

1. Do you ask dinner guests if they have remembered their scarves and
mittens as they leave your home?

2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of the
table?

3. Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a
theater with a group of friends?

4. Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes?

5. Do you refer to happy hour as "snack time "?

6. Do you declare "no cuts" when a shopper squeezes ahead of you in a
supermarket checkout line?

7. Do you say, "I like the way you did that" to the mechanic who repairs
your car to your satisfaction?

8. Do you ask, "Are you sure you did your best?" to the mechanic who
fails to repair your car to your satisfaction?

9. Do you sing the "Alphabet Song" to yourself as you look up a number
in the phone book?

10. Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything?

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