JOKE OF THE DAY 7 Jun 2007

Men and Women Compared!

NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.

But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a beer, they will
affectionately refer to each other as LardAss, Butt-Breath, Peanut-Head
and Useless.

EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each
throw in $20, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have
anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A
man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument!

DRESSING UP: A man will dress up for weddings, funerals. A woman will
dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the
phone, read a book, get the mail.

LOOKS Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night. ( I invite any woman to prove me wrong! :)

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