JOKE OF THE DAY 1 June 2007

Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden
because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand
him the TV remote.

8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf
when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for
him.

7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist,
or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put
the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be
able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he left
his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God
caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!" And finally,
the number ONE reason that God created Eve...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched
His head, and said, "I can do better than THAT!"

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