JOKE OF THE DAY 28 May 2007

The Friendly Skies?

Upon reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot
strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee, where
upon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky you cow!"

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot but
forgets the coffee. As this omission is pointed out to her, the
parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky you
idiot".

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but
still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the
parrot's approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it
now or I'll kick you or in the rear!"

The very next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up
and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging
downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't
fly, you complain way too much!"

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