JOKE OF THE DAY 29 Aug 2005

Top Ten Advantages of Being a Temp

10. Eight Words: "It was like that when I got here."

9. You can try on a different personality at each new job site.

8. You're only lending your soul, not selling it.

7. You don't have to continually fork over part of your paycheck for
co-workers' weddings, babies, birthdays and anniversaries, or
children's school, scouts, athletic, and band fund-raising efforts.

6. No one gives you clothes emblazoned with the company logo and
then expects you to wear them.

5. You can avoid the internal "war." I once Temp'd at an office so
divided and filled with hate, one half wouldn't even speak with the
other... it was my job to convey messages between the enemy camps.

4. Overtime at time and a half! Woo-Hoo!

3. Leaving at 4:30.

2. You frequently get to hear the phrases, "Good job" and "Please
stay".

And the NUMBER ONE Advantage of being a Temp...

1. You won't be there when the fruits of your labor turn rotten!

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