JOKE OF THE DAY 25 Aug 2005

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn
upside down."

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after
heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta Iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights --"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly."

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