JOKE OF THE DAY 13 July 2005

"The Things you don't want to hear during surgery""

--Wait a minute, if that's his spleen, then what's this?
--Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.
--Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
--Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
--Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my
concentration off.
--What's this doing here?
--I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
--Somebody call the janitor -- we're going to need a mop.
--I sure wish I had my glasses.
--Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
--Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
--Sterile, shmerile. The floor's clean enough.
--What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?!
--Anyone see where I left my scalpel?
--Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
--What do you mean you want a divorce?!

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