JOKE OF THE DAY 7 Jul 2005

I Just Can't...

For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman
with whom I carpooled to our children's soccer practices. I phoned
and explained that my husband had the car again, so I wouldn't be
able to take my turn.

A few minutes before she was due to pick up my son, my husband showed
up. Since it was too late for me to call and say I could drive after
all, I asked my husband to hide the car in the
garage and to stay inside. I also explained to my son that he
shouldn't mention anything about his father's whereabouts.

Unfortunately, my husband forgot and was in front of our house
chatting with a friend when my carpool partner arrived. When my son
returned from practice, I asked him if she had noticed.

"Yes," he replied, "she asked me which of the two men in front of the
house was my father. But don't worry. I told her I didn't know."

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