JOKE OF THE DAY 6 Jul 2005

While walking down the street one day, a politician is tragically hit by
a truck and dies. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter.
"Welcome," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a
problem. We seldom see politicians around these parts, so we're not sure
what to do with you. I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where
to spend eternity." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator
and he goes down to Hell.

The doors open and the politician finds himself in the middle of a green
golf course. In the distance is the club and standing in front of it are
all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him; everyone
is very happy. They run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the
good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.
Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy.

They are having such a good time that, before the politician realizes
it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hug and waves while the
elevator rises. "Now it's time to visit Heaven," St. Peter says. So
24 hours pass with the politician joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. "Now choose
your eternity," St. Peter says. The politician reflects for a moment,
then says, "Well, I would never have guessed it; I mean, Heaven is
delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell." So Saint
Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren
land covered with garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags,
picking up the trash. The Devil comes over to greet him. "I don't
understand," stammers the politician. "Yesterday I was here and there
was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and
had a great time. Now all there is is a wasteland full of garbage and my
friends look miserable." The Devil looks at him, smiles and says:
"Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted for us!"

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