JOKE OF THE DAY 11 May 2005

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with
an unusual offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When
you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor
and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,'
I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed
the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have
moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged.
When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young
man in the eye and says, "Will you promise to prostrate yourself
before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast
in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God
and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another
woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice,
"Yes." The groom then leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I
thought we had a deal."

The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back,
"She made me a much better offer."

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