JOKE OF THE DAY 28 April 2005

Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake sale,
but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an angel
food cake and when she took it from the oven, the center had
dropped flat. She said, "Oh dear, there's no time to bake another
cake." So, she looked around the house for something to build up
the center of the cake.

Alice found it in the bathroom, a roll of toilet paper. She
plunked it in and covered it with icing. The finished product
looked beautiful, so she rushed it to the church. Alice then gave
her daughter some money and instructions to be at the sale the
minute it opened and to buy that cake and bring it home. When the
daughter arrived at the sale, the attractive cake had already been
sold. Alice was beside herself.

A couple of days later, Alice was invited to a friend's home where
two tables of bridge were to be played that afternoon. After the
game a fancy lunch was served, and to top it off, the cake in
question was presented for dessert. Alice saw the cake, she
started to get off her chair to rush into the kitchen to tell her
hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, one of
the other ladies said, "What a beautiful cake!"

Alice sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess say, "Thank
you, I baked it myself."

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