JOKE OF THE DAY 29 April 2005

Love Stages

The L Word:

6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U

6 months: Of course I love U

6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:

6 weeks: Honey, I'm home

6 months: BACK!!

6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:

6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring

6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living
Room

6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something

Phone Ringing:

6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone

6 months: Here, for you

6 years: PHONE RINGING

Cooking:

6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!

6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?

6 years: AGAIN!!!!

Apology:

6 weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you

6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again

6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:

6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress

6 months: You bought a new dress again???

6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:

6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??

6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?

6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:

6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?

6 months: I like this movie

6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed,

I can stay up by myself !

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