Monday, October 04, 2004

Joke of The Day 4 Oct 2004

James Bond dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to
find out if he safely reached there. So, she calls up heaven.

A sweet female voice picked up and said: "This is Virgin Mary speaking".

"Damn it", the secretary said and hung up.

She calls again after 10 minutes. The same voice: "This is Virgin Mary
speaking".

"Damn it. He hasn't reached yet", the secretary said and hung up again.

She calls again after 10 minutes. This time the voice said: "This is Mary
speaking".

"Thank you!! Take proper care of him", she said and hung up.


shared by Prashant

Enjoy
Chirag
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