Joke of The Day

Ponderings!

* If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

* If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could
only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

* If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra would they
get a four-legged chicken with its own barcode?

* Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune
tellers take economists seriously?

* Why is there always one in every crowd?

* If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?

* Is it possible to have déjà vu and amnesia at the same time?

* Why do hair shampoo instructions say "Lather. Rinse. Repeat"? If
you did this, would you ever be able to stop?

* Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a company that
sells refrigerators?

* How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

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Chirag
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