JOKE OF THE DAY 24 Dec 2009

Random Thoughts on Cats and Dogs

~ If you think
dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then
giving Fido only two of them. ~ An aquarium is just interactive
television for cats. ~ Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong,
always try to make it look like the dog did it. ~ Although cats are
rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments,
I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~ Musings of a First
Mutt -- Bo don't know Diddley about Oval Office etiquette. ~ Buy a dog
a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will
play with the wrapper for 10 minutes. ~ Dogs and cats instinctively
know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10
minutes sooner. ~ Dogs who can ride skateboards get 50 million hits on
YouTube.
Dog's have owners.
Cat's have staff. ~ Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are
God. ~ I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult? ~ No one appreciates the very special genius of your
conversation as the dog does. ~ Things that upset a terrier may pass
virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. ~ Outside of a dog, a book is
probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~
Dogs shed, cats shred. ~ A dog is the only thing on earth that loves
you more than he loves himself. ~ I hope to be the kind of person my
dog thinks I am.

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