JOKE OF THE DAY 9 Feb 2009
The Disaster Zone
"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his
40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have
survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhere amid the
overwhelming destruction he would find his 16-year-old son. Only the
slim hope of finding Danny kept him from turning and fleeing the scene.
He took a deep breath and proceeded. Walking was virtually impossible
with so much debris strewn across his path. He moved ahead slowly. "Danny! Danny!" he whispered to himself. He
tripped and almost fell several times. He heard someone, or something,
move. At least he thought he did. Perhaps, he was just hoping he did. He
shook his head and felt his gut tighten. He couldn't understand how
this could have happened. There was some light but not enough to see
very much. Something cold and wet brushed against his hand. He jerked it
away. In desperation, he took another step then cried out, "Danny!"
From a nearby pile of unidentified material, he heard his son. "Yes,
Dad," he said, in a voice so weak it could hardly be heard. "It's time
to get up and get ready for school," the man sighed, "and, for heaven's
sake, clean up this room."
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"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his
40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have
survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhere amid the
overwhelming destruction he would find his 16-year-old son. Only the
slim hope of finding Danny kept him from turning and fleeing the scene.
He took a deep breath and proceeded. Walking was virtually impossible
with so much debris strewn across his path. He moved ahead slowly. "Danny! Danny!" he whispered to himself. He
tripped and almost fell several times. He heard someone, or something,
move. At least he thought he did. Perhaps, he was just hoping he did. He
shook his head and felt his gut tighten. He couldn't understand how
this could have happened. There was some light but not enough to see
very much. Something cold and wet brushed against his hand. He jerked it
away. In desperation, he took another step then cried out, "Danny!"
From a nearby pile of unidentified material, he heard his son. "Yes,
Dad," he said, in a voice so weak it could hardly be heard. "It's time
to get up and get ready for school," the man sighed, "and, for heaven's
sake, clean up this room."
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They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But
they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
the world of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great
leaders.
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WORTH READING
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Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of
wisdom that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to
question the priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
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Indulge your dirty mind with some outright hilarious adult jokes. They could
be expletive or subtle but they are definitely rated - XXX. Statutory
Warning - 18++ may be injurious if your mommy sees it, subscribe at your own
risk.
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