JOKE OF THE DAY 6 Feb 2009

The Dreaded Call

 

Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the
ringing of my phone. In a sleepy voice, I said hello. The party on
the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing
breathlessly into a lengthy speech. "Mom, this is Susan and I'm sorry
I woke you up, but I had to call because I'm going to be a little late
getting home. See, Dad's car has a flat but it's not my fault.
Honest! I don't know what happened. The tire just went flat while we
were inside the theater. Please don't be mad, okay?" Since I don't
have any daughters, I knew the person had misdialed. "I'm sorry dear,"
I replied, "but you've reached the wrong number. I don't have a daughter
named Susan." "Gosh, Mom," came the young woman's voice, "I didn't
think you'd be this mad."

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