JOKE OF THE DAY 4 Jan 2008

Floored!

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,
taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was
slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting
unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of
sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm
and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and
said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid
under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Oh no, My husband has
just walked in the door."

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