JOKE OF THE DAY 24 Oct 2007

Things to Say

A personal guide to what men should say when caught looking at another woman
by their wife or girlfriend.

"I can't believe that outfit she is wearing." (Said disdainfully)

"I think that's a man dressed as a woman." (Incredulous)

"Isn't that the actress from the movie 'La Femme Nikita'?" (Chances are she
hasn't seen that movie - and neither have you, but you will get brownie
points naming a foreign film, and it will be just obtuse enough to distract
her.)

"I think that's the girl I knew from high school who eventually joined the
convent" (or was committed to an asylum) and turned out to be a real nut
case.

"Help! I got something in my eye... can't see a thing!"

"I was staring off into space because I was about to have an epiphany about
the direction of my life and the nature of my love for you. But it's gone
now, thank you very much!"

"Hey that's the loser I dumped in order to go out with you. Boy am I glad I
ever got away from her. What a moron."

"I was just thinking how I felt sorry for her - since she can never hold a
candle to you." (This one might only get you smacked, but it's worth a try!)

"Do you think she's prettier than me?" (Give her a taste of her own
medicine.)

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