JOKE OF THE DAY 1 Oct 2007

Pearly Gates

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever
done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, upon a trip
to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-
testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed
them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I approached
the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the
head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on
the ground." Then I yelled, "Now, back! off!! Or you'll answer to
me!"

St. Peter was impressed, but said, "We don't show any record of this.
When did all of this happen?"

The man looked at his watch and said, "Four minutes ago."

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