JOKE OF THE DAY 14 Aug 2007

Super Granny!
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An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found
four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping
bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of
her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car
you scumbags !"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran
like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she
found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The
sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with
laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale
white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman
described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair
carrying a large handgun.

<Happy Independence Day 15 Aug 2007, 60th year of Independence\>
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