JOKE OF THE DAY 17 Nov 2005

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon
their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father. He asked
if they were willing to try it out.

They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain
transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably
more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But, as the
labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go
ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to
20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor
checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was
doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel
quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably,
the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
husband were ecstatic!

When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.

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