JOKE OF THE DAY 31 Oct 2005

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull,
but that's not the worst of it .

My fenders are too wide to be considered stylish. They were once as
Sleek as a little MG; now they look more like an old Buick .
My seat cushions have split open at the seams. My seats are sagging .
Seat belts? I gave up all belts when Krispy Cremes opened a shop in my
neighborhood.!
Air bag's? Forget it. The only bags I have these days are under my eyes
.
Not counting the saddlebags, of course.
I have soooooo many miles on my odometer. Sure, I've been many
places and seen many things, but when's the last time an appraiser
factored life experiences against depreciation?
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things
up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and
slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My
whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns
inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it - almost every time I sneeze, cough or
sputter..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

Iss Diwalee Par [In Hindi]

Iss Diwalee par,
Jeevan ke har eik pal ko
Khushiyon kee baraat mile,
Eik naye utsaah se
Aapakaa rom rom khile,

Iss Diwalee par,
Dil mein khushiyon kee vandanwaar saje,
Aankhon ko laakhon sapano kaa uphaar mile,
Aur Aankhon mein palate har sapane ko,
Haqeqat kaa bhee saath mile,

Iss Diwalee par,
Man mein rah paaye
naa koi bhee avsaad ,
Jeevan mein sukh kaa
Bharppor miltaa rahe swaad,

Iss paawan parv par
Prabhoo se hain baar baar bas yahee prathanaa,
Prabhoo purn kare
Aapakee aur aapake pareevaar kee har shubh-kaamanaa

Aapakee Deewalee atee shub ho.

In short "Wish you and your family a very happy and prosperous Diwali"

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