JOKE OF THE DAY 17 Oct 2005

In France, the young assistant priests do not live in the main rectory.
That is reserved for the priest and his housekeeper.

One day the priest invited his new young assistant priest to have dinner
at the rectory. While being served, the young priest noticed how shapely
and lovely the housekeeper was and down deep in his heart he wondered if
there was more between the priest and the housekeeper.

After the meal was over, the middle-aged priest assured the young priest
that everything was purely professional...that she was the housekeeper
and cook and that was that.

About a week later the housekeeper came to the priest and said, "Father,
ever since the new assistant came for dinner I have not been able to
find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose he took it, do
you?"

The priest said, "Well, I doubt it but I'll write him a letter." So he
sat down and wrote, "Dear Father, I'm not saying you did take the gravy
ladle and I'm not saying you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that it has been missing since you were here for dinner."

The young assistant received the letter and he answered it as follows:
"Dear Father priest, I'm not saying that you do sleep with the
housekeeper and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with the
housekeeper. But I do know for sure that if you slept in your own bed
you would find the gravy ladle."

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