JOKE OF THE DAY 27 May 2005

It was the first day of school; many new teachers and even more new
students, filled the building quickly.

As the principal made his rounds to check in on each class, he heard a
terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms down the hall.

He quickly rushed down the corridor, opened the door where he heard the
noise coming from, & walked in.

Right away he spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be
making the most noise. Despite the boy's reluctance to move, the
principal seized the lad, dragged him to the hall, and told him to wait
there until he was excused. No and's, if's, or but's about it!

Returning to the classroom, the principal restored order and then
proceeded to lecture the class for half an hour about the importance of
good behavior.

"Now," he said," are there any questions befoe I leave?"

"One girl stood up timidly. "Please sir," she asked, "May we have our
teacher back?"

"Well, I don't see why not." Looking around the class, he says, "And...
just.... where... exactly... is your teacher?"

"He's the one out in the hall, sir."

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