JOKE OF THE DAY 7 March 2005

Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office
and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard
an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward
him.

Fortunately, Mr. Jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the
avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches with him and was able
to light a fire.

Hours later, when everyone but Mr. Jacobson had returned, a rescue team
was sent to search for him.

After several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to
investigate.

Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescuers yelled, "Mr.
Jacobson, are you there? It's the Red Cross."

Bristling, the harried executive called back, "Get lost. I gave at the
office!"

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