JOKE OF THE DAY 16 Feb 2005

Revealing Gift Test
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Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the
gift you'd most like to receive.

1. Candy
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Sex
5. Dinner/Dancing
6. Waffle iron

After you've selected, scroll down...

1. CANDY
It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts
and hopefully likes to share.
OR
You're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything,
even true love.

2. FLOWERS
It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers
and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture.
OR
You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.

3. A SWEET POEM
It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who
recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.
OR
You're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a
cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written
word.

4. SEX
It means that... You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not
afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and
feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful.
OR
You're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal
living solely for one carnal experience after another.

5. DINNER/DANCING
It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and
the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight.
OR
You're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food
and a few quick turns around the dance floor.

6. WAFFLE IRON
It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that
you can actually use.
OR
You have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and
probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen
appliances.

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