JOKE OF THE DAY 11 Feb 2005
A Fishy Story
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone
for a week. This is good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been
wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my
rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the
house to pick my things up. Oh ! please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she, did
exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said,
"Yes ! Lots of Salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn't
you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
You'll love the answer........
The wife replied, " I did. They're in your fishing box..."
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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone
for a week. This is good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been
wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my
rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the
house to pick my things up. Oh ! please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she, did
exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said,
"Yes ! Lots of Salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn't
you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
You'll love the answer........
The wife replied, " I did. They're in your fishing box..."
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WORTH READING
-------------
Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of wisdom that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to question the priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
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18++
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Indulge your dirty mind with some outright hilarious adult jokes. They could be expletive or subtle but they are definitely rated - XXX. Statutory Warning - 18++ may be injurious if your mommy sees it, subscribe at your own risk.
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