JOKE OF THE DAY 1 Feb 2005

SIGNS THAT MAY LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDING.

OR, MAY NOT!



In a restroom:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW



In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR

CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT

GOES OUT



In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS



In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY

PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR

FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN



In another office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND

STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE

DRAINING BOARD



Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES,

ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR

WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?



Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS



Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR (WHO?)



Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,

THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE

1ST FLOOR



< STRONG>Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR

FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.



Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW

TO GET LESSONS



On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE

DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T

WORK)




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