JOKES OF THE DAY 25 Jan 2005
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line
said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
Santa replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."
A nurse in hospital asks the patient with broken-down head:
Name?
Sameer Bhatia
Date of birth?
06 September 1965
Married
No. Car accident.
A drunk got into a taxi and told the driver, "Take me to The Piccadely
Hotel."
The taxi driver turned round and said, "But we are at The Piccadely Hotel,
we're parked right outside it." 'That's fine then, but next time, don't
drive so damn fast!"
At weddings old aunts usd to tease me saying "You are next, you are next."
But they stoppd it since I started doin the same to them at funerals...!!
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
Santa: What kind of a wife do you want?
Pappu: Exactly like moon; which appears in the night and disappears in the
morning!
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said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
Santa replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."
A nurse in hospital asks the patient with broken-down head:
Name?
Sameer Bhatia
Date of birth?
06 September 1965
Married
No. Car accident.
A drunk got into a taxi and told the driver, "Take me to The Piccadely
Hotel."
The taxi driver turned round and said, "But we are at The Piccadely Hotel,
we're parked right outside it." 'That's fine then, but next time, don't
drive so damn fast!"
At weddings old aunts usd to tease me saying "You are next, you are next."
But they stoppd it since I started doin the same to them at funerals...!!
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
Santa: What kind of a wife do you want?
Pappu: Exactly like moon; which appears in the night and disappears in the
morning!
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They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from the world of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great leaders.
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WORTH READING
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Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of wisdom that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to question the priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
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Or simply go Blogging @
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