JOKE OF THE DAY 21 Oct 2004

Mary had been trying hard to quit smoking for months, and let
everyone know just how hard it was, and how hard she was trying.
She was not doing too well, and it often made her a bit testy.

One weekend when she was watching told her 3-year-old grandson
for her daughter, she got a bit short with him. She had told him
several times not to jump on the beds, but of course he didn't
stop. After several warnings she finally lost it and screamed
bloody murder at him.

Calming down, she felt bad for having screamed so loud and went
in to make amends. Finding him in the bedroom, she explained that
she was just concerned about him, that should he fall, he could
hurt himself seriously.

Several minutes passed and she heard that unmistakable sound...
he was once again jumping from one bed to the other.

Into the bedroom she stormed, "You weren't jumping on the beds
again, were you?" she asked the boy.

He stood before her with his little head dropped low and said,
"Yes...but I'm trying SO hard to quit."

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