JOKE OF THE DAY 10 July 2007

Male/Female Definitions

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The
strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self
emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of
thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note
before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n female: The body part that every item of clothing
manufactured makes look bigger." male: what you slap when someone's
scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n female: A desire to get married and raise a
family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play
or book. male: Anything that can be done while drinking

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. female: An embarrassing by-product of
digestion. male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and
male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. female: The greatest expression of
intimacy a couple can achieve. male: Call it whatever you want just as
long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n female: A device for changing from
one TV channel to another. male: A device for scanning through all 75
channels every 2&1/2 min.

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