JOKE OF THE DAY 13 Sep 2005

Some Rules from Kids

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
-Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer."
-Hannah, age 9

"Never tell your mom her diet's not working."
-Michael, age 14

"Stay away from prunes."
-Randy, age 9

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
-Taylia, age 11

"Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your
school assignment."
-Traci, age 14

"A puppy always has bad breath-even after eating a Tic-Tac."
-Andrew, age 9

"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."
-Kyoyo, age 11

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