JOKE OF THE DAY 3 Aug 2005

Three Stores

A commercial property owner has three shops in a row, all for
rent. The first prospective lessee shows up, and says he wants
to rent the shop on the left.

The owner says, "Fine, what kind of shop do you have?" The guy
says, "A men's wear shop." The owner tells him he gets free
signage and asks what he wants on the sign. "Men's Wear," says
the man.

A second guy comes along and wants to rent the right hand shop.
When asked he says he wants "Men's Wear" on his sign. The owner
tells him that the left hand shop will be the same. "No problem,"
says the man.

Finally a third man comes along to rent the middle shop. The
owner is most concerned because this guy also has a men's wear
shop. Rather wearily the owner asks him what he wants on his
sign. The guy replies: "Entrance."

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